Saturday, December 5, 2009

funny food Q N A

Q- Why did the student eat his homework?
A- The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Q- What did the hungry computer eat?
A- Chips, one byte at a time.
Q- Why do fish avoid the computer?
A- So they don't get caught in the Internet.
Q- What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A- Close the door, I'm dressing!
Q- What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?
A- A teapot.
Q- What did one knife say to the other?
A- Look sharp!                                                                                               

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